Driver’s Ed

Target acquired

Hey, parents, here’s a great new way for you to stalk your kids.  It’s a GPS device call the “Little Buddy Child Tracker“.  Finally, you’re no longer limited to stunting your child’s intellectual and emotional growth by harrassing them via text messages over their cell phone.  (Every kid needs a cell phone).

Now you can pinpoint their goddamn co-ordinates on the planet’s surface, you personality disordered freaks.